Rating
8.5 / 10
PG18
All i can say about this movie is,
ORGASMICLY AWESOOOOME !!!
If you like comic books, blood, epic god-like fighting scenes, another comic movie that beats the hell out of Spiderman,
THEN THIS IS THE AWESOME MOVIE FOR YOU !!!
No, i'm serious. The movie IS awesome.
KABLAM !
POW !
BOOM !
PUNCH !
KRUNCH !
KABOOM !
KAZAAAM !
.
.
.
.
.
orgasm.
When it first came out, Zhe, Keat Munn and i went straight to booked the first movie on a Monday morning. The first few parts were plain and ordinary though. Not to mention, lots of masturbating and a tiny little part of African boobs.
THEN THIS IS THE AWESOME MOVIE FOR YOU !!!
No, i'm serious. The movie IS awesome.
KABLAM !
POW !
BOOM !
PUNCH !
KRUNCH !
KABOOM !
KAZAAAM !
.
.
.
.
.
orgasm.
When it first came out, Zhe, Keat Munn and i went straight to booked the first movie on a Monday morning. The first few parts were plain and ordinary though. Not to mention, lots of masturbating and a tiny little part of African boobs.
"WHAT?!?!"
You gotta watch the frigging movie to find out! LOL!
I was kinda a disappointed with the whole theater settings thingy though. You would've complaint like mad if you were there that morning. Horrible. Majority from the beginning of the movie, the sound system went slow. Like, annoyingly SLOW.
The characters were just mouthing words while the actual words came LATER. That really sucked. After that, things kinda fell back into place BUT some parts were still disappointing.
It was a talking scene and i suppose as a viewer, you'd probably wanna listen to every single important detail. But all of a sudden, *MUTE*, almost the whole conversation was cut. I thought it was a censored thing but heck! The movie is PG18! There were swearing flying in all directions! Impossible!
And turns out, it was another problem. URGH! Annoying!
"That sucks. At least it was only that."
NOOOOOOOOO... IT. DID. NOT. STOP. THERE.
After a while, there was a screeching of a bell! We all thought it was coming from the movie itself because the screeching bell started when, at one scene, a building was broken into. LOL but annoying. It continued SO LONG, i thought Mid Valley was on fire.
Curse you Mega Mall.
And turns out, it was another problem. URGH! Annoying!
"That sucks. At least it was only that."
NOOOOOOOOO... IT. DID. NOT. STOP. THERE.
After a while, there was a screeching of a bell! We all thought it was coming from the movie itself because the screeching bell started when, at one scene, a building was broken into. LOL but annoying. It continued SO LONG, i thought Mid Valley was on fire.
Curse you Mega Mall.
Still, the movie was awesome. We were lucky only the unimportant parts were screwed up. The MOST IMPORTANT parts were nothing more than orgasmic. Oh god...
Okay, i KNOW i've been saying AWESOME for the gazillion-th time, but i HAVE to say it AGAIN because if it wasn't for Chloe Grace Moretz, who plays the HIT GIRL character, none of the action scenes would've been orgasmic and, hell i shall say it again, AWESOME! She's too cool. Envy, i shall.
She plays her roll TOO GOOD. Really. Perfect. But the only problem is complaints from movie viewers and comments. The main problem was because through out the whole movie, swear words were flying everywhere. From a 11 year old kid.
They said it's a bad influence to other kids, not a good example blah blah blah.
And i suppose majority would be people who are parents. No doubt bout it. Ah well...
KICK-ASS IS AWESOME !!!
KICK-ASS IS AWESOME !!!
KICK-ASS IS AWESOME !!!
KICK-ASS IS AWESOME !!!
KICK-ASS IS AWESOME !!!
Ta.
" I think i'm officially one lesbo pedophile. Thanks alot Hit Girl."
- Yours Truly
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