Sit Stay Play Dead.

It has been 4 hours and I haven’t touched work since I left slumber land. This is bad. Plus I just realized I’m missing one important material for my figurative wire sculpture. Double bad.

But that isn’t my main annoyance of the day; however, it’s my neighbour’s kids. Why? They’re kids.

Yes, I do get annoyed with these… things. But don’t get me wrong, I do like children. It’s just that I, very much, cannot stand annoying brats, where they take EVERYTHING in your house and magically turn them into toys. Or better yet, turning expensive displays into un-displayable broken trash. Pity.

So.

Back to my annoying story. I was happily doing my work just about 3 hours ago when suddenly the doorbell rang. It was my Korean neighbour. Sorry if I wasn’t friendly enough to say hi to her, but I have a good monthly reason for back up. And when I say monthly, yes, you get the picture.

Period.

I just minded my lappy after giving her 3 friendly glances in her direction. It was the best a woman can do when she’s bleeding for days, gentlemen. Please understand. Anyway, my maid answered the door and Korean neighbour asked my maid to whether it was okay if she could look after her kids while she goes out for the mean time. My maid agreed, I rolled my eyes and thought, is that how greed works indirectly? If you must know, my maid takes on any job when there’s a good pay. If that was being mean to you, for heaven’s sake, no. I’m being straight forward and I have the freedom to kiss and tell that my maid does things without her boss’ consent, my mother’s.

So, yeah. Here I am now surrounded by 2 wonderful kids who are vandalizing anything they see or touch in this very house where I’m typing this at this very moment. Ironically, from my observation, my maid sucks at taking care of kids (told you greed kills). And… oh, one of them is trying to take my staple gun from my drawing desk, right now.

Sigh.

I’ll just sit back and wait till he pulls the trigger and staples his own eye, screams in pain and VOILA! He’ll never touch anything ever again.

I want a kitten.